pasta5284:

send me a ☀ if you see me as predominantly feminine, a ★ if you see me as predominantly androgynous, or a ☁ if you see me as predominantly masculine

(Source: creepypasta2584, via florilluminati)

Well the good news is we didn’t find a body 

Also good: we got a start on halloween

Bad news: the 15 minutes we spent removing this from the earth

gagbay:

The birth of a Russian.LOLCOASTER.ORG

me 

gagbay:

The birth of a Russian.
LOLCOASTER.ORG

me 

(via a-very-spooky-url)

(Source: drakthug, via birdtype)

Reoccurring Nightmare, a Tumblr Fanfic

It’s been years since you were in that fandom, years since you made that post, but no, there it is. You’re at work one day, and someone has screencapped it. It is on every desktop as the background. There it is, your midnight rambling. It doesn’t matter which one, but this one, it’s the one that broke the post count. 

You stare in horror, looking at it. Your coworker approaches you, grinning like a shark. They refer to you by username, then laugh maliciously. 

"How did- How did you find it? It hasn’t gotten a note since 2012." 

"It was in my queue," they whisper. "It. Was. In. My. Queue." 

"No, no, no!!!" 

You fall to your knees, sobbing and screaming. You were sure you had escaped your past and everyone had forgotten.They laugh again, and they all circle around you, laughing just as maliciously. You can hear them now, and you just whisper to yourself “And now the weather,” hoping to escape another upd8 of your past. 

Have we considered strangers on kiss cam AU?

stopmoffat2015

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

loganmcowen:

xaldien:

loganmcowen:

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

"You’d be surprised", said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely "men can’t be raped" anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

Yowch, disgusting.

(via tony-the-horny-clock)

mieuku:

mieuku:

mieuku:

33rd weekly giveaway
hi guys^^ i will be hosting a weekly matchwigs giveaway where prizes include any wigs below $30 (which is 80% of the wigs there tbh and if you place their banner on ur blog its an additional $5 which makes up for 90% of the wigs) this giveaway will be different from most giveaways because it will be hosted literally every week so you guys have a really high chance of winning a free wig lol
keep in mind that because this is a weekly giveaway, the deadline is in 7 days whereas most giveaways last for months, so these will be done and over with really quickly so id join before the time is up
prizes:
$30 matchwigs.com voucher coupon code which can be used to purchase anything in store (shipping is free worldwide!)
$5 additional voucher will be awarded if the winning entry has the reblog banner on their blog. Instructions here.
rules:
reblog only once (from past experiences if u reblog more then once notes start disappearing and id rather not screencap every single note again)
likes will be disaqualified 
no giveaway blogs/inactive side blogs
must be following me (since this is for my followers)
giveaway is also open to my twitter followers, if u follow me on twitter but not on my tumblr you can still join. however, double the chance to win if you follow both my tumblr and twitter (send me your twitter on tumblr and ill add you to the end of the notes when i randomize the winner)
info
giveaway will start sept 21
end sept 28

ends tmr

ends tonight

mieuku:

mieuku:

mieuku:

33rd weekly giveaway

hi guys^^ i will be hosting a weekly matchwigs giveaway where prizes include any wigs below $30 (which is 80% of the wigs there tbh and if you place their banner on ur blog its an additional $5 which makes up for 90% of the wigs) this giveaway will be different from most giveaways because it will be hosted literally every week so you guys have a really high chance of winning a free wig lol

keep in mind that because this is a weekly giveaway, the deadline is in 7 days whereas most giveaways last for months, so these will be done and over with really quickly so id join before the time is up

prizes:

  • $30 matchwigs.com voucher coupon code which can be used to purchase anything in store (shipping is free worldwide!)
  • $5 additional voucher will be awarded if the winning entry has the reblog banner on their blog. Instructions here.

rules:

  • reblog only once (from past experiences if u reblog more then once notes start disappearing and id rather not screencap every single note again)
  • likes will be disaqualified 
  • no giveaway blogs/inactive side blogs
  • must be following me (since this is for my followers)
  • giveaway is also open to my twitter followers, if u follow me on twitter but not on my tumblr you can still join. however, double the chance to win if you follow both my tumblr and twitter (send me your twitter on tumblr and ill add you to the end of the notes when i randomize the winner)

info

  • giveaway will start sept 21
  • end sept 28

ends tmr

ends tonight

(via magentamayhem)